What I don't get here is that she was clearly savvy enough to somehow obtain all this awesome SWAG, but yet stupid enough to think, "Hey, if I just stash all this stuff in a Pringles can TSA in one of the most security-paranoid airports in America will NEVER be the wiser." » 9/22/14 2:03pm Yesterday 2:03pm

Well, I tell you what, I was kind of on the fence about this (you know, what if you really, really like your car dealer? What if he's your brother-in-law? What if he's the mob hit man you owe money to?), but this last paragraph turned me. The Unabomber would be the WORST cell mate in history. » 9/16/14 4:16pm 9/16/14 4:16pm